I Hate The Suburbs

Names have been changed to protect the innocent my state of employment:

Coworker #1: They have a Costco in Sequim, Coworker #2?

Coworker #2: Yeah, a nice, big, new one.

#1: Ooh, sounds fancy.

#2: Mmhmm.  You know what?

#1: What?

#2: I think they have an Applebee’s now too.

#1: Wow!

Mind you, neither of these individuals were being sarcastic.