Ann Coulter Watches Seinfeld
So Ann Coulter went on The Big Idea on CNBC the other day (story here, thanks to Digg), and told the host, Donny Deutsch, that Jews need to be “perfected” and turned into Christians. Oh, did I mention that Deutsch is Jewish? She also went off on her usual diatribe of attacking liberals. Here’s my favorite comment:
COULTER: I give all of these speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that’s really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. You walk past a mixed-race couple in New York, and it’s like they have a chip on their shoulder. They’re just waiting for somebody to say something, as if anybody would. And —
DEUTSCH: I don’t agree with that. I don’t agree with that at all. Maybe you have the chip looking at them. I see a lot of interracial couples, and I don’t see any more or less chips there either way. That’s erroneous.
COULTER: No. In fact, there was an entire Seinfeld episode about Elaine and her boyfriend dating because they wanted to be a mixed-race couple, so you’re lying.
Yup, there you have it. Ann Coulter gets her facts from Seinfeld. It all makes sense. Ann Coulter likes to attack liberals; Jerry Seinfeld likes to point out people’s faults. Ann Coulter likes to convert everyone to Christianity; Jerry Seinfeld likes to make fun of all religions. Aw crap, that analogy just fell apart.
Well, one last question, little Miss Coulter, are you aware that Jerry Seinfeld is Jewish? Just wondering, because, you know, if you hate them so much, why do you support one of their shows?